Aoife ~ 18 ~ Student ~ Taken. I tend to be a wee bit neurotic at times. I have terrible manners and I curse like a sailor. I have approximate knowledge of many things.
Laois, Ireland.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
watch your fav disney movies :’D (will be redirected after 10-15 seconds)
all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)
brings back memories :)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
I quoted Rose Tyler in an essay and my cover page didn’t even have a grade on it. So I flipped through the packet and there wasn’t mark on it. Then I turned it over and my teacher had wrote, “Promise never to remind me of Rose Tyler again and you will have your 100%”
I think my teacher is the Doctor. O_______O
(Source: halfmundane)
#your sass is showing ten
you mean eleven
(Source: thesarahjanesmith)
when he tightens his arms around you, best feeling ever
I wish
wonder what this feels like
The best feeling in the world
god i wish i knew
You want to know what it feels like? It feels like you’re safe. It feels like no one can hurt you. You’re under his warm embrace. Feeling his muscles around your waist, your body being pulled closer to his… The feeling is indescribable. When they say it’s the best feeling ever, they aren’t kidding. Because in that moment, when you’re sharing body heat, there isn’t a place you’d rather be or a single thought that crosses your mind that doesn’t involve him. When a guy gives up all of his “manly” pride just to hold you close to his heart like this, is when we, ladies, need to realize that he truly does love us. And we need to not let it go to waste.
hopefully one day
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
they’re coming to steal your girl
A visual representation of a fandom as a whole…
(Source: otterboxes)
How rape trials should go?
Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
(Source: lettersto-savemyself)
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
I feel that I don’t have a set sexuality, it’s basically just this scale
Holy shit, my handwriting sucks.YES THIS IS ME
rifa:
Fun fact: Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins decided secretly that they’d play Hook and Smee as a gay couple. When Spielberg, the director, found out, he was furious.
I just think it’s hilarious.
OH MY GOD
(Source: chibikejtii)
